So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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