Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
We are two peas in an std pod
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i think im in europe. pls send help
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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