It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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