I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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