I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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