he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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