So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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