Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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