She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
did i just pee glitter
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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