let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
