Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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