Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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