problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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