I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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