Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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