her vagine was all disorganized.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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