You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
