I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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