He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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