i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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