You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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