YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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