We won't sleep together?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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