Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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