My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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