I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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