Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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