I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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