So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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