If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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