it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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