Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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