i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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