I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Bring me that man meat
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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