Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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