It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
soo... how was my night?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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