you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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