Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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