He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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