If i come over, it means nothing
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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