Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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