Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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