Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Say something about gay babies.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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