he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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