Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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