At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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