This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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