I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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