why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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