she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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