Don't you send me to vm
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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