playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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