i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
someone owes me an orgasm
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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