Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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