Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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