Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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