im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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