if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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