i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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